LetsTalkOnePiece: Torture became Enhanced Interrogation
Mercenaries became Independent Military Contractors
and outright murder done by white or white looking people became admissible
due to Stand Your Ground
Also Companies shipping jobs oversea became economy boosters and like
mentioned before rich people became job creators.
JonDaSpartan: Arabs called terrorists? Ur mums called my bitch! pickle head.
JustMegawatt: BS. I love George Carlin and his comedy but I've never heard these
'replacement' phrases used more than their original. For example health
maintenance organization, I've never heard that used more often than simply
'hospital' in fact I rarely hear the former at all.
john smith: Let's say, for example, China allows an avalanche of non Chinese to be
FORCIBLY "integrated" into their country and encouraged them to
"assimilate" (you know..."intermarry")?
Fifty years later, everyone brags about how the Chinese will soon end up a
minority in their country and be blended into a 'pretty mocha color' with
the non Chinese
What if this exact scenario was repeated in (ONLY) Asian countries ?
Everyone would easily recognize a blatantly obvious plan to eliminate
Asians - ie GENOCIDE.
Yet we have this EXACT same scenario (ie GENOCIDE) occurring ONLY in white
This so called "diversity" BS is a scam; a GENOCIDAL trojan horse targeting
ONLY white countries.
RandomGuy1994: the first time i heard prisons being referred to as correctional facilities
this was the first thing that came to my mind.
DameunPutazo: Carlin was a beast. Never made it it to one of his later shows, and I'm too
young to have been at his earlier ones.
While I know many do not agree on his positions (politics/religion), I
think we can all agree that his delivery was masterful.
Mobley Hernandez: while this is absolutely brilliant, i will say that "stupid" and "learning
disorder" are very different. Besides that, this is as good as comedy gets.
What a genius.
CoCoMoroney: This is mostly americanisms :P
Jacqui Penar: such genius
AWESOMEO: What the freak? Did he actually just compare terrorists to Israeli soldiers?
Sorry, but we kill in self defence, they blow up on our citizens.
Starberry Sundae: Many Deaf people usually prefer the term Deaf and are offended by "hearing
Megan Marie: This cheered me up
Michael Mcgee: this the first time i heard this I still use the word toiler paper
Randy Dixon: George Carlin was pure & honest genius.
misstrussteLgbTq: Can we not have debates on every freaking George Carlin video? If you liked
it, laugh, if you didn't don't.
narfle: Oh George, when will we ever see the likes of you and Bill Hicks again.
Thank you for the work the two of you did and thank you to the wonders of
technology for preserving your material for coming generations to enjoy and
Randy Dixon: PC (politically correct) & sometimes with a very nefarious political
agenda. Kill vs. Murder http://youtu.be/h67k9eEw9AY
Sweetsweetslither: Love this skit, but I gotta say, I do prefer Native American over Indian.
They didn't really have a solid grip on geography back in 1492 so, in that
case, I can see the use but NOW we know where India is and it's not here.
Also, the parallel between the existence of plains tribes and BISON is
striking. Why do I say Bison and not Buffalo? Because there are NO buffalo
on the North American Continent, they're all in Africa and Asia. The
biologists who named them even used Bison Bison as their scientific
LockNLoadTV: "Rich people" became "job creators".
Big Al: Carlin predicted tumblr this is amazing.
American Capitalist: "Crazy Muslims" because "people affected by Zionists."
Fifth Dentist: "Jewish murderers are called commandos. Palestinian commandos are called
Zack Zander: This guy was the best!
TJGornik61: Can Soft Language be read from a Hard Copy?
Can a Big Mouth ...... Small Talk?
Chitchat......I chat all the time, mostly chit.
MR. Chino: This Guy was AMAZING
RIP George Carlin
FistsFull O Truth: Our dishonest politically correct language; built to hide the truth and
to condemn those who speak the truth.
John Dunkelburg: I don't necessarily agree with everything he says, but I entirely agree
that is you control language you control the thoughts linked to the words.
Michael Leavitt: *Political Correctness*
Nobody wants to offend anyone so we get these convoluted explanations
Synthesia86: ... Phone Books became Telephone Directories...
Lane Ward: look at him dan...he's 90 years young.
TheZaz969: RIP George Carlin
MrHydro7K: This is a way of life ... Making people laugh even after you died .
thewrathofshane: Not afraid of getting old or death, believing in Jesus Christ has this side
Raymond Tay: George Carlin sharp intellect and refusal to bow to baloney shows up again
in this classic
George Carlin on Soft Language
Jürgen Schulze: wie bei uns
Wesley Peters: love it and so true...
I Piss On Your Grave 卍卐: 3:50 that skip was hilarious
lebronjordan3: 5:35- 5:40- this couLd be a memorable qoutation from george carLin..
Mark Smith: George Carlin was one of history's greatest comedians and political
commentators and visionaries.
We need men like him today to tell the truth.
Luna Z.: "Bath tissue" is sometimes called "crap tickets."
Benjamin Gunnell: I always find George Carlin addictive to watch
BassGuitarGuy128: So that's where my 5th grade teacher got "involuntary protein spill" from
trd858: george was way ahead of the curve on this one. go watch a whole day of ESPN
and you will see this language at work. during a yankees game "there's yogi
berra, he's 89 years young." or during a sportscenter broadcast "south
florida defensive tackle joe blo was suspended today for conduct
detrimental to the team." or during that same broadcast on a monday "you
can watch cavaliers-celtics here on ESPN tuesday at 8pm" 1. everybody
loves him, but yogi berra is 89 years OLD and that's how life goes. 2. what
exactly is "conduct detrimental to the team"??? was he smoking pot??? was
he chasing strippers??? does the coach just want some way to get rid of him
because he don't like him. and 3. what is so politically incorrect with
the word tomorrow??? if it's monday and the game is on tomorrow, why not
say it's on tomorrow at 8pm???
Lenny Fowler: LOL
ssmoko: RIP George : )
Josephine Ross: Google *"Truth Contest"*, click the 1st. result and open *"The Present"*
for the truth of life in 3 pages.