George Carlin On Soft Language




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TheCookiezPlz: Is these examples actually used in America? I'm in the UK and haven't even heard of three quarters of it.

LetsTalkOnePiece: Torture became Enhanced Interrogation Mercenaries became Independent Military Contractors and outright murder done by white or white looking people became admissible due to Stand Your Ground Also Companies shipping jobs oversea became economy boosters and like mentioned before rich people became job creators.

Philipe Ayres: OMG... Such a great comedian. I clapped behind my screen in the end.

JonDaSpartan: Arabs called terrorists? Ur mums called my bitch! pickle head.

JustMegawatt: BS. I love George Carlin and his comedy but I've never heard these 'replacement' phrases used more than their original. For example health maintenance organization, I've never heard that used more often than simply 'hospital' in fact I rarely hear the former at all.

john smith: Let's say, for example, China allows an avalanche of non Chinese to be FORCIBLY "integrated" into their country and encouraged them to "assimilate" (you know..."intermarry")? Fifty years later, everyone brags about how the Chinese will soon end up a minority in their country and be blended into a 'pretty mocha color' with the non Chinese What if this exact scenario was repeated in (ONLY) Asian countries ? Everyone would easily recognize a blatantly obvious plan to eliminate Asians - ie GENOCIDE. Yet we have this EXACT same scenario (ie GENOCIDE) occurring ONLY in white countries. This so called "diversity" BS is a scam; a GENOCIDAL trojan horse targeting ONLY white countries. 

RandomGuy1994: the first time i heard prisons being referred to as correctional facilities this was the first thing that came to my mind.

DameunPutazo: Carlin was a beast. Never made it it to one of his later shows, and I'm too young to have been at his earlier ones. While I know many do not agree on his positions (politics/religion), I think we can all agree that his delivery was masterful. 

Mobley Hernandez: while this is absolutely brilliant, i will say that "stupid" and "learning disorder" are very different. Besides that, this is as good as comedy gets. What a genius.

foxbor0: this hasn't aged particularly well, has it? Angry old man howling at the moon

Lolla Palooza: Very kool :)

CoCoMoroney: This is mostly americanisms :P

Jacqui Penar: such genius

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AWESOMEO: What the freak? Did he actually just compare terrorists to Israeli soldiers? Sorry, but we kill in self defence, they blow up on our citizens.

John R.: King of the Mountain in my book... Missing him..

Starberry Sundae: Many Deaf people usually prefer the term Deaf and are offended by "hearing impaired."

Megan Marie: This cheered me up

Michael Mcgee: this the first time i heard this I still use the word toiler paper

Randy Dixon: George Carlin was pure & honest genius. 

misstrussteLgbTq: Can we not have debates on every freaking George Carlin video? If you liked it, laugh, if you didn't don't.

narfle: Oh George, when will we ever see the likes of you and Bill Hicks again. Thank you for the work the two of you did and thank you to the wonders of technology for preserving your material for coming generations to enjoy and benefit from.

Randy Dixon: PC (politically correct) & sometimes with a very nefarious political agenda. Kill vs. Murder http://youtu.be/h67k9eEw9AY

Sweetsweetslither: Love this skit, but I gotta say, I do prefer Native American over Indian. They didn't really have a solid grip on geography back in 1492 so, in that case, I can see the use but NOW we know where India is and it's not here. Also, the parallel between the existence of plains tribes and BISON is striking. Why do I say Bison and not Buffalo? Because there are NO buffalo on the North American Continent, they're all in Africa and Asia. The biologists who named them even used Bison Bison as their scientific designation. :-/

LockNLoadTV: "Rich people" became "job creators". 

Big Al: Carlin predicted tumblr this is amazing.

Fifth Dentist: "Jewish murderers are called commandos. Palestinian commandos are called terrorists."

Zack Zander: This guy was the best!

TJGornik61: Can Soft Language be read from a Hard Copy? Can a Big Mouth ...... Small Talk? Chitchat......I chat all the time, mostly chit.

MR. Chino: This Guy was AMAZING RIP George Carlin

FistsFull O Truth: Our dishonest politically correct language; built to hide the truth and to condemn those who speak the truth.

John Dunkelburg: I don't necessarily agree with everything he says, but I entirely agree that is you control language you control the thoughts linked to the words.

Michael Leavitt: *Political Correctness* Nobody wants to offend anyone so we get these convoluted explanations instead.

Synthesia86: ... Phone Books became Telephone Directories...

Lane Ward: look at him dan...he's 90 years young.

TheZaz969: RIP George Carlin

MrHydro7K: This is a way of life ... Making people laugh even after you died . 

thewrathofshane: Not afraid of getting old or death, believing in Jesus Christ has this side effect :D

Raymond Tay: George Carlin sharp intellect and refusal to bow to baloney shows up again in this classic George Carlin on Soft Language

Jürgen Schulze: wie bei uns

Wesley Peters: love it and so true...

I Piss On Your Grave 卍卐: 3:50 that skip was hilarious

lebronjordan3: 5:35- 5:40- this couLd be a memorable qoutation from george carLin..

Mark Smith: George Carlin was one of history's greatest comedians and political commentators and visionaries. We need men like him today to tell the truth.

ihatesuburbia83: theyre broke! theyre f$ckn broke! LOL

Luna Z.: "Bath tissue" is sometimes called "crap tickets."
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George Carlin on Soft Language 4.9 out of 5

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