George Carlin On Soft Language




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john smith: Let's say, for example, China allows an avalanche of non Chinese to be FORCIBLY "integrated" into their country and encouraged them to "assimilate" (you know..."intermarry")? Fifty years later, everyone brags about how the Chinese will soon end up a minority in their country and be blended into a 'pretty mocha color' with the non Chinese What if this exact scenario was repeated in (ONLY) Asian countries ? Everyone would easily recognize a blatantly obvious plan to eliminate Asians - ie GENOCIDE. Yet we have this EXACT same scenario (ie GENOCIDE) occurring ONLY in white countries. This so called "diversity" BS is a scam; a GENOCIDAL trojan horse targeting ONLY white countries. 

LetsTalkOnePiece: Torture became Enhanced Interrogation Mercenaries became Independent Military Contractors and outright murder done by white or white looking people became admissible due to Stand Your Ground Also Companies shipping jobs oversea became economy boosters and like mentioned before rich people became job creators.

DameunPutazo: Carlin was a beast. Never made it it to one of his later shows, and I'm too young to have been at his earlier ones. While I know many do not agree on his positions (politics/religion), I think we can all agree that his delivery was masterful. 

the internet: I see this happen on the internet when social justice warriors want you to soften your honest language to please them; I would rather flip the soft social justice warriors the bird than stop being truthful.

Zach flakerton: I'm not bored, I have "ADHD". But I actually think the "ADHD" term was just invented for the purpose of making people who lose interests in other peoples' discussions feel bad about themselves and maybe try to make them shape out of their "disorder". 

TommyBNSF: In Plainfield, IL, "Speed Bumps" are called "Traffic Calming Measures."

Mobley Hernandez: while this is absolutely brilliant, i will say that "stupid" and "learning disorder" are very different. Besides that, this is as good as comedy gets. What a genius.

TheCookiezPlz: Is these examples actually used in America? I'm in the UK and haven't even heard of three quarters of it.

Big Al: Carlin predicted tumblr this is amazing.

sounder9393: A fat person is now a "person of size". Don't eat that! You're starting become a "person of size"! And at the place I work, a mousetrap is a "rodent control device". What would a stray cat be? A "mobile rodent control unit"?

LockNLoadTV: "Rich people" became "job creators". 

Philipe Ayres: OMG... Such a great comedian. I clapped behind my screen in the end.

Laughing Freeman: *Google "The Truth Contest"* (Unless you are afraid to face The Truth)

Giannivee Vee: Carlin is very evil, he just happens to come from the New York.

Ruzz45: honestly, this Carlin segment to me is freaking golden. the beauty of the English language... euphemisms. he wasn't fired, he was "asked to leave" or "let go"... bullcrap. does anyone know if there are other languages that are also capable of crafting this many euphemisms as well?

Mahmood Hasan Choudhury: These are great examples of why truth delivered in comedy or cartoons, are some times so bitter, provoking all sorts of angry or even violent response. Age of reason is so hard on stupid people.

Atheist !: Just noticed, george kinda sounds like an older heath ledger, joker. 

AWESOMEO: What the freak? Did he actually just compare terrorists to Israeli soldiers? Sorry, but we kill in self defence, they blow up on our citizens.

Zack Zander: This guy was the best!

RandomGuy1994: the first time i heard prisons being referred to as correctional facilities this was the first thing that came to my mind.

narfle: Oh George, when will we ever see the likes of you and Bill Hicks again. Thank you for the work the two of you did and thank you to the wonders of technology for preserving your material for coming generations to enjoy and benefit from.

foxbor0: this hasn't aged particularly well, has it? Angry old man howling at the moon

Sweetsweetslither: Love this skit, but I gotta say, I do prefer Native American over Indian. They didn't really have a solid grip on geography back in 1492 so, in that case, I can see the use but NOW we know where India is and it's not here. Also, the parallel between the existence of plains tribes and BISON is striking. Why do I say Bison and not Buffalo? Because there are NO buffalo on the North American Continent, they're all in Africa and Asia. The biologists who named them even used Bison Bison as their scientific designation. :-/

Fifth Dentist: "Jewish murderers are called commandos. Palestinian commandos are called terrorists."

JustMegawatt: BS. I love George Carlin and his comedy but I've never heard these 'replacement' phrases used more than their original. For example health maintenance organization, I've never heard that used more often than simply 'hospital' in fact I rarely hear the former at all.

TheZaz969: RIP George Carlin

Randy Dixon: George Carlin was pure & honest genius. 

Synthesia86: ... Phone Books became Telephone Directories...

MrHydro7K: This is a way of life ... Making people laugh even after you died . 

misstrussteLgbTq: Can we not have debates on every freaking George Carlin video? If you liked it, laugh, if you didn't don't.

Michael Mcgee: this the first time i heard this I still use the word toiler paper

Starberry Sundae: Many Deaf people usually prefer the term Deaf and are offended by "hearing impaired."

Megan Marie: This cheered me up

John R.: King of the Mountain in my book... Missing him..

John Dunkelburg: I don't necessarily agree with everything he says, but I entirely agree that is you control language you control the thoughts linked to the words.

JonDaSpartan: Arabs called terrorists? Ur mums called my bitch! pickle head.

CoCoMoroney: This is mostly americanisms :P

Michelle V.H: So true now a days. George Carlin on Soft Language: http://youtu.be/h67k9eEw9AY

Mark Smith: George Carlin was one of history's greatest comedians and political commentators and visionaries. We need men like him today to tell the truth.

Raymond Tay: George Carlin sharp intellect and refusal to bow to baloney shows up again in this classic George Carlin on Soft Language

Evi1M4chine: It’s still the craphouse.

Jacqui Penar: such genius

Michael Leavitt: *Political Correctness* Nobody wants to offend anyone so we get these convoluted explanations instead.

Randy Dixon: PC (politically correct) & sometimes with a very nefarious political agenda. Kill vs. Murder http://youtu.be/h67k9eEw9AY

TJGornik61: Can Soft Language be read from a Hard Copy? Can a Big Mouth ...... Small Talk? Chitchat......I chat all the time, mostly chit.

thewrathofshane: Not afraid of getting old or death, believing in Jesus Christ has this side effect :D

Daniel F: Carlin is amazing, but that freaking jagoff in the audience who can't shut the freak up needs a boot up his ass ASAP

Telestis: George Carlin on Soft Language & other videos (50 auto-playing) George Carlin on Soft Language Geoge Carlin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin

cupcake of doom: theyre broke! theyre f$ckn broke! LOL
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