LetsTalkOnePiece: Torture became Enhanced Interrogation
Mercenaries became Independent Military Contractors
and outright murder done by white or white looking people became admissible
due to Stand Your Ground
Also Companies shipping jobs oversea became economy boosters and like
mentioned before rich people became job creators.
JustMegawatt: BS. I love George Carlin and his comedy but I've never heard these
'replacement' phrases used more than their original. For example health
maintenance organization, I've never heard that used more often than simply
'hospital' in fact I rarely hear the former at all.
RandomGuy1994: the first time i heard prisons being referred to as correctional facilities
this was the first thing that came to my mind.
DameunPutazo: Carlin was a beast. Never made it it to one of his later shows, and I'm too
young to have been at his earlier ones.
While I know many do not agree on his positions (politics/religion), I
think we can all agree that his delivery was masterful.
Mobley Hernandez: while this is absolutely brilliant, i will say that "stupid" and "learning
disorder" are very different. Besides that, this is as good as comedy gets.
What a genius.
CoCoMoroney: This is mostly americanisms :P
Jacqui Penar: such genius
AWESOMEO: What the freak? Did he actually just compare terrorists to Israeli soldiers?
Sorry, but we kill in self defence, they blow up on our citizens.
JonDaSpartan: Arabs called terrorists? Ur mums called my bitch! pickle head.
Starberry Sundae: Many Deaf people usually prefer the term Deaf and are offended by "hearing
misstrussteLgbTq: Can we not have debates on every freaking George Carlin video? If you liked
it, laugh, if you didn't don't.
narfle: Oh George, when will we ever see the likes of you and Bill Hicks again.
Thank you for the work the two of you did and thank you to the wonders of
technology for preserving your material for coming generations to enjoy and
Sweetsweetslither: Love this skit, but I gotta say, I do prefer Native American over Indian.
They didn't really have a solid grip on geography back in 1492 so, in that
case, I can see the use but NOW we know where India is and it's not here.
Also, the parallel between the existence of plains tribes and BISON is
striking. Why do I say Bison and not Buffalo? Because there are NO buffalo
on the North American Continent, they're all in Africa and Asia. The
biologists who named them even used Bison Bison as their scientific
Big Al: Carlin predicted tumblr this is amazing.
American Capitalist: "Crazy Muslims" because "people affected by Zionists."
LockNLoadTV: "Rich people" became "job creators".
Fifth Dentist: "Jewish murderers are called commandos. Palestinian commandos are called
Zack Zander: This guy was the best!
TJGornik61: Can Soft Language be read from a Hard Copy?
Can a Big Mouth ...... Small Talk?
Chitchat......I chat all the time, mostly chit.
MR. Chino: This Guy was AMAZING
RIP George Carlin
FistsFull O Truth: Our dishonest politically correct language; built to hide the truth and
to condemn those who speak the truth.
John Dunkelburg: I don't necessarily agree with everything he says, but I entirely agree
that is you control language you control the thoughts linked to the words.
Michael Leavitt: *Political Correctness*
Nobody wants to offend anyone so we get these convoluted explanations
Synthesia86: ... Phone Books became Telephone Directories...
Lane Ward: look at him dan...he's 90 years young.
TheZaz969: RIP George Carlin
MrHydro7K: This is a way of life ... Making people laugh even after you died .
thewrathofshane: Not afraid of getting old or death, believing in Jesus Christ has this side
Raymond Tay: George Carlin sharp intellect and refusal to bow to baloney shows up again
in this classic
George Carlin on Soft Language
Jürgen Schulze: wie bei uns
Wesley Peters: love it and so true...
I Piss On Your Grave 卍卐: 3:50 that skip was hilarious
lebronjordan3: 5:35- 5:40- this couLd be a memorable qoutation from george carLin..
Mark Smith: George Carlin was one of history's greatest comedians and political
commentators and visionaries.
We need men like him today to tell the truth.
Luna Z.: "Bath tissue" is sometimes called "crap tickets."
Benjamin Gunnell: I always find George Carlin addictive to watch
BassGuitarGuy128: So that's where my 5th grade teacher got "involuntary protein spill" from
trd858: george was way ahead of the curve on this one. go watch a whole day of ESPN
and you will see this language at work. during a yankees game "there's yogi
berra, he's 89 years young." or during a sportscenter broadcast "south
florida defensive tackle joe blo was suspended today for conduct
detrimental to the team." or during that same broadcast on a monday "you
can watch cavaliers-celtics here on ESPN tuesday at 8pm" 1. everybody
loves him, but yogi berra is 89 years OLD and that's how life goes. 2. what
exactly is "conduct detrimental to the team"??? was he smoking pot??? was
he chasing strippers??? does the coach just want some way to get rid of him
because he don't like him. and 3. what is so politically incorrect with
the word tomorrow??? if it's monday and the game is on tomorrow, why not
say it's on tomorrow at 8pm???
Lenny Fowler: LOL
ssmoko: RIP George : )
Josephine Ross: Google *"Truth Contest"*, click the 1st. result and open *"The Present"*
for the truth of life in 3 pages.
james carwell: Carlin was the best comedian ever, just a visionary genius. I remember
seeing an interview of his where he hints at alien interaction saving us.
Theres a series of books in the UK at the moment causing a bit of a buzz
(been pushed by Dawkins) where it hints at exactly that happening - it
features a visionary, humanitarian, working-class genius politician in
carlin's mould. Just read the first book and it's genius in parts, worth
checking out, called the chronicles of hope series
kgp8: I love George but does pre-board means "to get on before u get on"???
That's like saying pre-freaking is freaking before you freak your woman.
I prefer foreplay (otherwise known as a pre-freaking situation lol).
ZURATAMA1324: Somehow, I am reminded of the anti-ableism movement on Tumblr.
Trinity Salyers: classic!
nailin18: This was 24 years ago, and we're back at this bullcrap again, people didn't
simply just learned nothing, people managed to know even less than before,
and it's young people at that, he was right, society is really done.