Venomancer: Global warming is real, you idiot.
ProtagonistNonTheist: Wow, I always thought of George Carlin as being somewhat clever and smart
but he looks like a real idiot in this one.
robpsychobob: He didn't deny science or climate change. He was basically just saying
we're freaked and that it doesn't matter.
We say things like "save the planet" when we haven't even learned how to
save each other. He's saying no matter how much we pollute the planet
absolutely nothing will happen to it at all, only the creatures living on
it will be effected. The environment will correct itself. If every species
goes extinct new ones will just spring up to take their place and the
"universe" won't even skip a beat. He's saying we'll go extinct and it
won't make a single difference because human beings are just another
insignificant form of life.
I also feel he was saying that if we go extinct we deserve it because we've
brought it on ourselves through our many avoidable flaws and not living up
to the full potential we're capable of.
ILL Gotti: SO.. if there is all this unprecedented polar ice melting... where are the
disappearing shore lines from the ocean levels rising??
Last time I checked, the Outer Banks are still there..
Are you guys forgetting that they melt in the summer and REFREEZE in the
winter? No one ever shows the REFREEZING diagram..
Damn it, I would prefer to not be TAXED to breath AIR.. SO if you guys
would please keep your stupid freaking opinions (FEARS) to yourself, that
would be great.
10Elmer10: I came here expecting him to bash the freak out of climate change deniers
because he seems to be a clever guy. But he seems like the biggest freaking
idiot ever in this video. Denying science. LOL
Emanuel Muresan: Even this guy revolves continuously around the notion that there is
something greater. He simply refused to acknowledge that that someone is
Chris Casey: Even if global warming is real, he is right. The planet is not going
anywhere. We are. If anything, global warming probably is just the planet
getting rid of us. Self important humans think we can fix every problem.
Databyter: Think of Manmade Global warming theory as an acid test for intelligence.
Not education, or instillation of bais or political correctness, but
You don't even need to listen to the skeptics that are censored and
ridiculed by the brainwashed zombies produced by cookie cutter moron
factories. The theory disproves itself. Every time it makes a claim or
prediction it falls short over time. Every time they base a model on CO2's
expected influence, or causal loops, or Ice caps disappearing, they
disprove their own agenda.
Not to mention that they have such a fervent zeal for the theory, more of a
religion really, that they feel JUSTIFIED and morally authorized to fake,
twist, and misrepresent data. The other side doesn't need to do that. All
they do is point it out, and yet the slack jawwed morons and their wide
eyed zealots cannot hear them, cannot hear the truth, because you see they
are SO SURE. After all EVERYBODY knows the emperor is wearing clothes.
Anthropogenic Global warming theory is a great tool for seperating the herd
from the thinkers.
It's kind of the way I feel about idiots who ride ultraloud monkeyhanger
motorcycles.. Thank goodness they have those loudass shaky oil leaking
pieces of crap to warn us that stupid people are nearby and you might want
to take cover.
Bruce Bosco: He is right the planet will be here but WE WILL BE GONE. and the elephants
whales and thousands of creatures we are directly responsible for
razzle nipper: Global warming is a pathetic left wing JOKE!!!
Rowan Williams: There is a consensus among the scientific community - we are climate
change. George is not a scientist.
Jay-sen Phang: what an idiot...we don't interfere with nature...we are a part of nature.
I'm tired of his ignorant crap.
Golden Boy: GC is a guy I agreed with on almost everything. Not this, though.
Garland Johnson: Great video, keep up the great work in posting these intelligent videos.
Dakota Andrus: The problem isn't animals are going extinct. The problem animals are going
extinct accelrating rated do to human activity and it is freaking up the
Jay McHue: George seemed to loathe humanity as much as the global warming nuts do.
fjordking: 287 professors at Huxley don't understand
MySerpentine: Even if we cause the next great extinction, the PLANET will still be fine,
Clark Magnuson: Did Rush get this spiel from George, or did George get this from Rush or
did they both think it up?
Joanna M: I wonder what Neil Degrasse Tyson thinks of this skit. :P
Spring Creek: Carlin 1 , Greenies 0
Alexandrea Dawn: Hmm if global warming is the first part before an ice age, and we have had
several before, does it stand any reason to think that maybe we only sped
it up(or slowed it down, or maybe none of those) ? After all, one may
theorize that yes, we may have had an affect on the climate, but it seems
to be a rather small effect on the climate (remember folks, climate is
always changing, all the time, and this may just be another usual climate
Peter Griffin: Mr. Carlin you sir will always be the smartest & funniest comedian of all
time. You have no competition sir.
True8Bit: This is the only thing I agree with him on.
Josh Washington: By him saying the Earth can shake us off like a bad case of the fleas means
he isn't really disagreeing with Climate change.
Vattens: He was always ahead of his time, and here he calls out a now all too
fashionable line of bollocks that is unfortunately being swallowed up like
candy. Climate change is something that has been happening since time
began, and humans have freak all to do with it. It's cyclical and it's going
to continue long after our species is extinct. And hey, when that happens
there won't be anyone here arguing over this crap anymore. I can picture an
alien species later visiting after we go bye bye, read books on the
nonexistent global warming, religion, politics, and all this, then one will
look at the others and say, "Boy, these people were freaked anyway!" LOL
Eagle Talons: We are not a failed mutation, I do admit some of us humans are pretty
stupid at times but i dout any other species made it into space. We have
come way further than other failed mutations as far as we know and we are
pretty much in uncharted territory right now, and im sure humans have the
potential to destroy earth.
Larry Wilson III: So funny.
Manish Mirdha Blog: WoW.... Environment Protection at its Best...!!!
Plz Spare 8 Minutes of your valuable time for this Planet...!!!
It Might help you in Saving Lotz of Time & Money in the Future...!!
George Carlin on Global Warming: http://youtu.be/BB0aFPXr4n4
Barb5001: Like Sheldon Cooper, some responding to the video seem to not understand
Sarcasm was was large part of Carlin's comedy style.
Heinrich Agrippa: Carlin's awesome as always, but the guy who uploaded this clip gave it a
seriously misleading title. I watched it twice just to be sure: he didn't
mention Global Warming at all – not even once.
Looking though a few dozen comments (always a terrible idea) what I found
disturbing is that no one seemed to notice. Instead I see strings of people
arguing for or against their very own imagination's fabrication of Carlin's
position on global warming. What the freak, people?
Sebastián M: Humans are causing the extintion of many species so it is OK... I'm sorry,
this guy is an idiot.
Piper43078: the elites had to kill him, he was making too much sense.
Jeremy Osell: I heart George Carlin
Greg LaVanway: The Earth is a dynamic place. It changes constantly, environmentalists
want to halt that change and turn the Earth in to a static place. No
seasons, everyday the temperature is the same, it rains from 2pm to 3pm.
jump oricakle: global warming isn't real George just explained it to you
Big Mike: for all of you moronic fear-mongering global warming rim job lickers....
NASA falsified and CHANGED the temperature records from the1930s to make it
look cooler while they increased the current temperature numbers. obviously
they wanted a linear graph going up, while it has actually cooled.
kevin bauer: George Carlin is absolutely Brilliant!! Rest in Peace George,we miss you!!
I happen to agree with George,Mother Earth is going to shake Man off like a
bad case of the Fleas.
ND840: We couldn't heat this planet up by pumping CO2 into the atmosphere if we
tried, I emplore you to wake up.
Deenay: I am just amazed at how much George's comments gone over people's heads.
He's not denying Global Warming at all. He's saying it's going to kill us
all. Which is a good thing for the planet.
Pamela Rice: Humans will leave hundreds of nuclear power plants after we're gone.....
If we go extinct suddenly, hundreds of meltdowns will kill all life on
Earth.... The poisons could even over time infect other planets. I think
I'm right here.
t1hol: One of the best ever stand up artists!
nayte1: Really super misleading title. He is talking about environmentalists not
global warming. I bet he would have a totally different opinion on climate
change if he were alive, You think he would be a fan of corporate denial
that pollution is bad but he is right about one thing we will be freaked and
it will be our own fault.
sisbrawny: I'd say George allowed some toxins to get too saturated in his system and
destroyed any bit of crucial bodily functions dealing with rational
thinking, causing a great delusion. He seems like a mentally disturbed hobo
that just happen to get on a stage and speak the language of idiots,
ironically, because he was self-proclaimed to be against idiocy, but he was
one of the biggest ones.
Andrea Davidson: Brilliant
giftedat: One point George Carlin mentions is how can we talk about saving the planet
when we don't even know how to care of ourselves.
CaptainMacTavishSoap: Source: (columbia . edu/~jeh1/2007/VermontDecision_20070912 . pdf)
Brian Cardova: WE DIDN'T LISTEN!! AHHHHHH! MUH GLERBERL WERMING!
Deadviny Dufter: water is also bad when vapor, and when it is too much, for it retains heat.
Near nuclear power stations, where water is used to cool the freak out,
there's just too much vapor. See, the heat that the nuclear reaction
releases is taken by the water and, as a consequence, the water vaporizes,
taking lots of heat and spread the heat all around CO2 is necessary for the
green-house effect(which is key for life to be possible here), but now
there's a goddam lot in the atmosphere.